Last night, my friend TLD and I went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to look for a shower curtain and update my registry. One of the things I love about Bed, Bath, and Beyond is how they sell all of the As Seen on TV products, a lot of stuff you never knew existed, and some stuff you never knew you always wanted.
As we were walking towards crystal and fine China, we spotted the latest celebrity darling underwear. Booty Pop panties. These As Seen on TV panties promise to take your kaboose from Zzzzzzzzzzzzz to WOW! just by putting on underwear. How do they do that? you may ask. Well picture an A cup bra that's been padded to make the wearer look like a C cup. Now strap that bra around your waist with the cups at the back. Sound ridiculous? Just you wait. It gets better. There is a glittery heart logo at the front, and ruching along the back seam. Naturally.
No amount of snark I write will ever do these justice, but if you're looking for some good laughs with friends, get your rear end (pun not intended) over to a Bed, Bath, and Beyond ASAP! (Please note, I am not actually advocating buying this product.)