Monday, April 13, 2009
you know you're a suffering Jew when
You have a dream about eating things that are forbidden on Passover. Last night, I had a dream that I was sitting on the floor of my room in my mother's house eating CORN SYRUP from a spoon. Now this is disturbing because 1) in the dream I'm wearing a crewneck Tweety Bird sweatshirt that I have not worn since the 3rd grade, 2) I don't recognize the spoon I'm eating it off of, and 3) really? Corn syrup? Why? As soon as Passover ends, there will be plenty of things that I will devour, and corn syrup in its pure form will be nowhere on that list. Any other MOTs going crazy here also? Passover needs to end ASAP.